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*Official* Seethe thread: patter that should result in social cleansing
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11-18-2014, 08:48 AM -
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I'll start the ball rolling with cunts who use the word 'banter' and are not being ironic.

'Chat' to measure the level of ones 'banter' also.
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11-18-2014, 09:23 AM -
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Excellent - a seethe thread Smile

I love these things

Top Bantz

My seethe today - fuckers who whistle at work.

Fuck off
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11-18-2014, 09:33 AM -
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People
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11-18-2014, 09:34 AM -
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"bae".
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11-18-2014, 09:39 AM -
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(11-18-2014, 09:33 AM)MalkyMcFrench Wrote: People

Totally this. Was saying to a colleague other day that if we had American gun laws over here, it would be too hard to fight the temptation to bring my gun to work and wave it in people's faces every day.

(11-18-2014, 09:34 AM)I.J Wrote: "bae".

Saw a cunty wee lassie say "Nandos is bae" on social media a while back

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11-18-2014, 09:45 AM -
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Cleek are my bae
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11-18-2014, 09:49 AM -
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Tossers who go on about 'you know what really grinds my gears.'

Fuck off you welt.

And referencing the Rangers thread, obviously the sevco/aunt sally patter.
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11-18-2014, 09:52 AM -
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(11-18-2014, 09:45 AM)Alan Partridge Wrote: Cleek are my bae

Acceptable IMO Cool
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11-18-2014, 09:55 AM -
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Every other cunt on the road. Especially those fuckers who come up to a junction and can't make their mind up if there's enough space to pull out then decide there is. In the meantime I've covered the distance towards the junction and have to hit an emergency stop. Pricks!

Next time I'm in the motor without the wife and kids I'm going through the cunt!
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11-18-2014, 10:02 AM -
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Facebook twats, especially when it involves wine.


Wine o'clock Muggy


Just a cheeky glass of [insert wine] Muggy


Don't mind if I do Muggy
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11-18-2014, 10:30 AM -
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(11-18-2014, 10:02 AM)Kirkwood Wrote: Facebook twats, especially when it involves wine.


Wine o'clock Muggy


Just a cheeky glass of [insert wine] Muggy


Don't mind if I do Muggy



I cut my friends list in half and it's made a hell of a difference. Still got one or two I'm undecided on but in the most part I'm not subjected to any wankiness on my feed.
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11-18-2014, 11:05 AM -
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The biggest cretin I've ever worked with was a 'Woohoo it's wine o'clock' regular. It was a weekly thing. Brutal. She was an utter **** and sadly handed in her notice just before I had the pleasure of sacking her.

Muggy
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11-18-2014, 11:12 AM -
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HIT LIKE IF YOU HATE CANCER!!!1!

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11-18-2014, 11:21 AM -
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"Vino"

Die.
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11-18-2014, 11:23 AM -
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The patter of young footballers on twitter. Absolutely dire stuff.

#newwheels #baller #fresh #cheekynandos #goals

Most of them will end up part-time at East Fife as well. #ballers
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11-18-2014, 11:28 AM -
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Snapbacks (when did a baseball cap become a "snapback" btw?)

Usually worn with skinny jeans and an obey sweatshirt, attire of choice for the undiscerning bellchief.
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11-18-2014, 11:40 AM -
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"STARTER PACK" BANTER
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11-18-2014, 11:57 AM -
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(11-18-2014, 11:40 AM)Sten Wrote: "STARTER PACK" BANTER

Had to Google that one, wish I hadn't. Harrowing.
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11-18-2014, 11:58 AM -
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(11-18-2014, 11:40 AM)Sten Wrote: "STARTER PACK" BANTER

When did this shite start? Absolutely horrific.
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11-18-2014, 12:03 PM -
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(11-18-2014, 11:58 AM)Jeff Resnick Wrote: When did this shite start? Absolutely horrific.

As far as I can make out, on Twitter, about a week ago. Doesn't take long for the sheep to start baaing on there.

(See YouGov profiles, yesterday).



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