(07-10-2018, 06:59 PM)Vieri Wrote: Who's scoring headers at fives ffs cunts swinging it into the box and that.
It's technically 7s as we use 7-a-side goals and play on a pitch about 60m in length, just seldom actually get 7 v 7, so headers aren't all that rare. I've got three so far this year, really should have at least twice that but I can never seem to get a proper connection with my head - I usually head it over or straight at the keeper. Probably the most satisfying goal I've ever scored was a diving header in the style of Bouzid v. Celtic.
(07-11-2018, 06:59 AM)Mikey Wrote: I'm too nice to shout at the folk who turn up to fives and are absolute shite but it makes me inwardly seethe like nothing else
Aye same tbf I just try and encourage them to always keep it simple, just give me a nice easy 2 yard pass and that's your job done, just get in the way of the other team beyond that.
(07-11-2018, 11:51 AM)Pharaoh Ramaceys II Wrote: How do you get to your 30s, as a football fan, without having played football since you were a wee kid?
Another one for the list - the cunt who says he's coming but backs out right before the game and fucks the whole thing. Just had that happen to me just now, two last-minute dropouts half an hour before we were supposed to start.
I've been trying to sort a midweek game for ages but just not enough people showing up to make it worthwhile and too many folk just not showing up after confirming.
Aye, no shows are brutal. 5 v 4. The 5 don't try as it's quite embarrassing to be giving it maximum effort against 3 guys and a total duffer who is along for the first time, the 4 have already given up before game has started. You feel like you would all be as well just going home.