10-23-2015, 09:07 AM
Do they not know English isn't your native tongue?
10-23-2015, 09:07 AM
Do they not know English isn't your native tongue?
10-23-2015, 09:55 AM
(10-23-2015, 08:28 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Had to paint 50ft of garden fence yesterday, can barely move down my right side today Always knew you were a pant wetter.
10-23-2015, 10:34 AM
Just burst out laughing at court and now people are looking at me.
10-23-2015, 12:54 PM
10-23-2015, 01:16 PM
"Wet pant" and you were voted as some sort of over achiever at your place of work.
10-23-2015, 01:45 PM
Morph's cat should have one last hurrah - leaving paw prints all over VS's meticulously painted fence, sending him into a jugular-bursting rage.
10-23-2015, 01:57 PM
(Edited 10-23-2015, 01:57 PM by Drederick Shanktum.)
Airports. There should be separate ones for business travellers and cunts with their sprigs going to menorca for half term.
10-23-2015, 02:02 PM
10-23-2015, 02:07 PM
(10-23-2015, 02:02 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: Think they're called Lounges mate. You'd know if you were allowed in them. Husband of a BA platinum member & gold card holder right here Last time I flew I got to march past a scabby SNP MP who was waiting in line with the rest of the silver card scaffs. Had a UJ on my shirt too
10-23-2015, 02:13 PM
(10-23-2015, 02:02 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: Think they're called Lounges mate. You'd know if you were allowed in them. I'm not going in to a lounge when I have an hour to wait on a flight. I'll just silently tut at the little bastards and auld cunts who have forgotten that you can't take a 500ml bottle of water through security.
10-23-2015, 03:14 PM
BA lounge free bevvy
10-23-2015, 04:12 PM
10-23-2015, 04:16 PM
Warnocking at the thought of Acey's client seething at him for pissing about on TH when he's supposed to be defending him against fiddling with kids.
10-23-2015, 04:24 PM
Showed the Baywatch-dead-kid gif to a few people in the agents' room. Mixed reception.
10-23-2015, 04:29 PM
(10-23-2015, 08:28 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Had to paint 50ft of garden fence yesterday, can barely move down my right side today Vlad writing 'Wet Paint' ... only auld cunts bother with such these days. Then has a stroke from a bit of painting. Still a dribbling cretin.
10-23-2015, 04:31 PM
10-23-2015, 04:32 PM
Can't believe I just got rekt off pondlife there
10-23-2015, 04:38 PM
Such wit; not sure how it comes to me so naturally, and many more to come there Vlad. The local kids and I will surely see to that. Make sure you take the slippers off next time.
Feels like a Pillsbury doughboy moment.
10-23-2015, 04:45 PM
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