02-02-2016, 04:39 PM (Edited 02-02-2016, 04:43 PM by Neave.)
Eating on buses is scaffy as fuck. Absolutely no excuses.
There was a boy on the bus I got on for my last job who would tuck into cereal or porridge every morning from a wee tupperware dish. As well as being socially unacceptable, surely the porridge would be freezing and the cereal would be mush?
Would sit with his back against the window and put his feet on the rest of the seat. Hated that cunt.
Disagree. Being able to read or listen to music properly en route to work, whilst not having to worry about arsehole drivers, is a pretty big plus for me. The public is the drawback, undoubtedly, but when you get a quiet bus, tunes and a decent bus journey, it's chilled as fuck tbh. £50 a month as well. Far cheaper.
(02-02-2016, 04:47 PM)Neave Wrote: Disagree. Being able to read or listen to music properly en route to work, whilst not having to worry about arsehole drivers, is a pretty big plus for me. The public is the drawback, undoubtedly, but when you get a quiet bus, tunes and a decent bus journey, it's chilled as fuck tbh. £50 a month as well. Far cheaper.
This is true, I take a bus that probably adds 5-10 minutes to my journey compared to other routes but you'll always have a seat and hardly ever sit next to someone.
Years ago a 7/10 used to get on my bus in the morning and eat toast.
She actually now stays a few doors along. She must wondering why, when she passes me and smiles politely that i have an expression of sheer hatred on my face. I honestly do believe i will snap one day and push her onto the road at the traffic lights.
(02-02-2016, 04:57 PM)Acey Wrote: Eating cereal or porridge from a tupperware container is stick-on sex case behaviour.
I know this was on a crunchy nut advert, but this Land Whale that I knew of in Aberdeen was genuinely seen pouring milk into a packet of cereal on the Uni campus.
He had such breathing issues that I'm certain he's no longer on this mortal coil.
(02-03-2016, 11:01 AM)Walter Sobchak Wrote: I know this was on a crunchy nut advert, but this Land Whale that I knew of in Aberdeen was genuinely seen pouring milk into a packet of cereal on the Uni campus.
He had such breathing issues that I'm certain he's no longer on this mortal coil.
I'm so conditioned by the internet that as soon as you said Land Whale I was picturing a fat bird. Hadn't considered they could be male.
Used to work with an obese cunt, his diet was a thing to behold. He once ate a multipack of mars bars on a fag break. Also saw him eat a whole vienetta on the bus after work once  He said once the chef at our local chinese buffet came out the kitchen and launched him for taking the piss  He rhymed off what he'd eaten and it was ridiculous. He used to eat a takeaway when he got home for his dinner and then he said he'd phone a pizza or a kebab for a snack about 10pm when he got hungry. He was disgusting.
(02-03-2016, 11:03 AM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: I'm so conditioned by the internet that as soon as you said Land Whale I was picturing a fat bird. Hadn't considered they could be male.
(02-03-2016, 11:07 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Used to work with an obese cunt, his diet was a thing to behold. He once ate a multipack of mars bars on a fag break. Also saw him eat a whole vienetta on the bus after work once  He said once the chef at our local chinese buffet came out the kitchen and launched him for taking the piss  He rhymed off what he'd eaten and it was ridiculous. He used to eat a takeaway when he got home for his dinner and then he said he'd phone a pizza or a kebab for a snack about 10pm when he got hungry. He was disgusting.
Sitting chuckling away (sorry, coffee all over the laptop lol) at this guy sitting munching a vienetta on the bus.
Rog, the boy was also called Chelsea. Make of that what you will.
(02-03-2016, 11:07 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Used to work with an obese cunt, his diet was a thing to behold. He once ate a multipack of mars bars on a fag break. Also saw him eat a whole vienetta on the bus after work once  He said once the chef at our local chinese buffet came out the kitchen and launched him for taking the piss  He rhymed off what he'd eaten and it was ridiculous. He used to eat a takeaway when he got home for his dinner and then he said he'd phone a pizza or a kebab for a snack about 10pm when he got hungry. He was disgusting.
If they ever invent a pill that inhibits weight gain, this is the amount of food that I'd eat.