09-13-2019, 09:02 PM
Reckon the video doesn't do it justice but that's a decent sized tub it's in.
09-13-2019, 09:02 PM
Reckon the video doesn't do it justice but that's a decent sized tub it's in.
09-13-2019, 09:04 PM
These fuckers can jump?? ??
Kill me now
09-13-2019, 09:05 PM
Did he play the cunt with it pretending to launch it at people? I despise folk that aren't scared of rank spiders/insects that do that shit.
09-13-2019, 09:10 PM
(09-13-2019, 09:05 PM)Shteve Wrote: Did he play the cunt with it pretending to launch it at people? I despise folk that aren't scared of rank spiders/insects that do that shit. I was away for work sharing a house with 3 others. This spider crawls across the table and I try to play it cool because one of them had picked it up and was going to put it outside. In the end I ended up barricading myself in the toilet because I got chased through the house with it. They threw it in my room and I found it in my towels in the morning
09-13-2019, 09:47 PM
A mate of mine who served in Iraq told me that it was a common prank to put camel spiders in folks tents and/or sleeping bags, happened to him... not my sort of banter tbh
Camel Spiders:
"Camel spiders eat or chew on people while they sleep. Their venom numbs the area so people can't feel the bites. Camel spiders chew their victims into pulp, then exude an enzyme that liquefies the flesh. Their jaws can reach up to a third of their body length."
09-13-2019, 10:55 PM
Army banter
Piss in your mouth and put a black mamba in your sleeping bag as you sleep.
09-13-2019, 10:57 PM
Bite marks from camel spider
09-13-2019, 11:15 PM
09-13-2019, 11:42 PM
(Edited 09-13-2019, 11:43 PM by Drederick Shanktum.)
Fair enough that camel spider is a prank too far, but fucking hell lads a common British garden spider.
09-20-2019, 09:32 AM
09-20-2019, 10:53 AM
09-20-2019, 11:18 AM
Clocked a big fucker running across the floor last night just as I was about to go up to bed. Fuck knows where the fucking thing is now.
09-20-2019, 03:57 PM
I'll take that if it's away to fuck and I know nothing about it
04-17-2020, 12:58 PM
(Edited 04-17-2020, 01:00 PM by Rory Breaker.)
04-17-2020, 12:59 PM
Protective gloves won't protect you if that fucker sinks his fangs in.
04-17-2020, 01:02 PM
I thought my mum was being silly until I got to her house!
The first picture is from a video I took and it's moving rapidly in the jar but I can't figure how to post videos |
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