01-21-2016, 10:34 AM
Tempted to neggy Walt for still being on the verge and not currently conducting a full on unfriending massacre.Â
That is fucking brutal patter.
That is fucking brutal patter.
01-21-2016, 10:34 AM
Tempted to neggy Walt for still being on the verge and not currently conducting a full on unfriending massacre.Â
That is fucking brutal patter.
01-21-2016, 10:34 AM
(01-21-2016, 10:30 AM)Walter Sobchak Wrote: http://mashable.com/2016/01/19/be-like-b...QUt3AJYkq2Bills official seethe meme.
01-21-2016, 10:43 AM
It's like some government advert telling you to do something.
Bill pays his taxes. Be like bill. Anyway, VS you are right, delete impending.
01-21-2016, 11:01 AM
All this roll chat made me go and buy one this morning
01-21-2016, 11:11 AM
Had a wee 'roll' in the car park this morning.
01-21-2016, 11:14 AM
01-21-2016, 11:18 AM
Nah, just a wee joke there, used the vaporiser
01-21-2016, 11:37 AM
01-21-2016, 11:41 AM
01-21-2016, 12:32 PM
(Edited 01-21-2016, 12:33 PM by The Great Naisy.)
(01-21-2016, 09:43 AM)Francis Begbie Wrote: Are either of you aware of what a turn of phrase is? As though I was actually saying I would have an anxiety attack or couldn't physically stomach a cafe roll Demanding Just thought "can't handle it" when speaking about bacon was funny man, that's all I'm with you though. I much prefer cooking bacon myself, but if I'm having bacon in a cafe/restaurant then I just ask to have it a bit crispy. The bakers down the road from me do a great bacon roll. Cooks it fresh in front of you so you get it the way you want it pretty much everytime
01-21-2016, 12:50 PM
(01-20-2016, 11:14 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: You're spot on that it's shite, I just think most folk suck it up. I like chewy bacon but they barely apply heat to it in a cafe, it's just sat in one of those wee metal trays, which means you get sweaty chewy fat. Nothing worse than taking your first bite and the whole lot of bacon comes flying out on the end of a piece of fat. Have a pozzy for that. Medallions are the way forward for home prepared bacon rolls. Understand Begbie's point re. bacon rolls from a cafe. Wouldn't go as far to say I couldn't handle one but the thought of a floopy, barely cooked bit of bacon covered in that white shit, salty as fuck with a massive slimy rind of fat on it isn't appealing in the slightest. It usually comes accompanied with a crispy as fuck bit of whatever was cooked on the grill for the previous order attached to it also. That moment when you bite into it and the fat is so thick you can't chomp right through it, and it it fucking stretches out before snapping and slapping you in the puss man Enough to give me the heave if I'm hungover.
01-21-2016, 01:10 PM
^^^ non-crispy bacon = his own personal Vietnam
01-21-2016, 02:12 PM
Bacon medallions?
The wee fatty tail is sublime when grilled to just-crisp perfection.
01-21-2016, 04:29 PM
01-21-2016, 04:50 PM
Wee gimps having to order bacon medallions
01-21-2016, 05:02 PM
Imagine the state your life is in to buy bacon medallions ffs
01-21-2016, 05:09 PM
Wouldn't even enter my head to buy bacon medallions Not bad tasting though when you get them.
01-21-2016, 05:39 PM
'gimps'
See the fat ... cut or pull it off or ffs. I swear some of you lot must have the motor neurone skills of Stephen Hawking.
01-21-2016, 07:14 PM
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